What is Blq?


Acronym, Butthole Lubrication Quotient. A scoring system to determine the slipperiness of a starfish.

I heard that jaxxor is a complete man-slut. His BLQ is probably like 9 or 10.


A numeric system based on a sliding scale that determines one's tendency towards homosexuality.

After a night of fun with his pejectorat Rascals, jaxxor's BLQ peaked at a whopping 17.854, thus rendering him homo.

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