Blue Ridge School Edit Meaning

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Blue Ridge School also known as BRS, is an all boys college prep boarding school located in the scarcely populated mountains of Dyke, VA.

Blue Ridge School was founded in 1909 as The Blue Ridge Industrial School by the Rev. George P. Mayo of the Virginia Diocese of the Episcopal Church. As the name indicates, the School's early mission was to provide a vocational education for a coed student body which otherwise would not have had the opportunity to realize its rich potential. The School opened to approximately 35 students in January 1910, and when the word "industrial" was removed from the title years later, it added to the School's stature as an academic institution. Blue Ridge School, which still requires students to attend chapel three times per week, held its first commencement in 1918, when two graduates were awarded diplomas.

Today BRS has deviated from it's previous reputation of excelence and higher learning, to that of a reformatory school. Cameras, Night Watchmen, and the Engle family provide constant Big Brother surveillance on all of the students' activities.

Many bad habits can be "appreciated" at Blue Ridge School. The school takes to the "pick you're poison" approach...literally. Some dip, some smoke cigarettes, some smoke weed, salvia, some "huff", some drink, and some steal...a lot.

There are several types of kids at BRS. There are the complete fuck ups (also known as the sketch balls), the atheletes (however few), the foreign exchange students (which in many cases elevated the sketch meter), and the normal kids (who usually leave after realizing what a hell hole they are in).

Mixers are a favorite hobby of Blue Ridge Boys, but they usually do not surpass grinding and maybe a quick kiss while the supervisors are...supervising. And the trip usually is not worth it, a 2hr+ drive to an all girls school, bad music (including Will Smith's hit "Switch"), ugly girls (Miller), faggot guys (all the military schools) who walk around with they're shaved heads while chewing bubble gum obnoxiously saying to they're fellow future grunts "Dude let's get some pussy!" Someone really should slap one of those kids and say "Dude, we're at a fucking mixer, that shit doesn't happen here, FUCK!"

Blue Ridge School KID 1: "Dude lets throw in a fat lip and go longboarding."

Blue Ridge School KID 2: "Good idea, but don't forget the cigs, we need those for EB."

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