What is Bluedouched?
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The condition in which an individual is clad with an ear-mounted bluetooth communication device, which is rarely, if ever, removed. Coined by lonelysandwich on twitter
lonelysandwich: "In place of greeting my Bluedouched distant cousin, my dad informed him he has 'some stupid thing coming out of his ear'. Love you, Dad."
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