What is Bluedouched?
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The condition in which an individual is clad with an ear-mounted bluetooth communication device, which is rarely, if ever, removed. Coined by lonelysandwich on twitter
lonelysandwich: "In place of greeting my Bluedouched distant cousin, my dad informed him he has 'some stupid thing coming out of his ear'. Love you, Dad."
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(n): A mysterious semi-solid object that is expulsed during a queef.
Tony almost lost his lunch when Angelina shot him a queef biscuit ..
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When a woman's moustache is so long and curved downwards that it reaches her cheeks. It gives the image of a set of sideburns.
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