What is Blum?
1.
blums the pimp. one of the ADX crew OG's, shit.
blum, hook it up wid a fatty sack
2.
to be forced to do something you dont want to do
he blumed her into having sex with him in europe.
See blum , zach , blume
3.
v. To throw the rules of grammar out the window during an attempt to convey a message (generally written) to another party, creating an unintelligible mess of correctly-spelled (though often incorrectly capitalized) words that nonetheless carry no meaning in their present jumbled form.
(blummed, blumming)
n. The act of having blummed ("commiting a blum") or the resulting jumble of words ("look at that blum")
Email from 1: "Someone Stacked Removed Blue Recycling Bin and Trash Bin Please Return"
(2 approaches 1 later)
2: Dude, what does this note mean? You blummed all over the place.
1: Oh, I had my trash bin and recycling bin stacked outside my door and now they're missing. Have you seen them?
See confusing , language , wtf , puzzle , enigma
4.
Bloody cum. When seamen is ejaculated which contains blood.
Christian has ruined another pair of pants because of blum.
See blum , blood , cum , blart , bloody
5.
A bloody cum; while discharging, you may be blumming if your cum is mixed with blood, usually involving severe pain from the penis; also known as male period juice
Jerry ruined his bed sheets after spraying blum all over them from shakin' the bacon too many times the night before.
See blum , cum , sperm , jiz , skeet , sceet
6.
The act of vomitting in the yard at a house party. Originating from a demi-god named Mikey who vomitted on a man named blum's yard after taking a tremendous beating in a game of beerpong
Man I blummed everywhere I hope some dumb sorority girl slips in it while wearing her Uggs. That would be sweet
7.
bloody cum, usually associated when one recieves a rainbow
There was blum all over the bed after the hardcore sex.
blum, hook it up wid a fatty sack
to be forced to do something you dont want to do
he blumed her into having sex with him in europe.
See
3.
v. To throw the rules of grammar out the window during an attempt to convey a message (generally written) to another party, creating an unintelligible mess of correctly-spelled (though often incorrectly capitalized) words that nonetheless carry no meaning in their present jumbled form.
(blummed, blumming)
n. The act of having blummed ("commiting a blum") or the resulting jumble of words ("look at that blum")
Email from 1: "Someone Stacked Removed Blue Recycling Bin and Trash Bin Please Return"
(2 approaches 1 later)
2: Dude, what does this note mean? You blummed all over the place.
1: Oh, I had my trash bin and recycling bin stacked outside my door and now they're missing. Have you seen them?
See
4.
Bloody cum. When seamen is ejaculated which contains blood.
Christian has ruined another pair of pants because of blum.
See
5.
A bloody cum; while discharging, you may be blumming if your cum is mixed with blood, usually involving severe pain from the penis; also known as male period juice
Jerry ruined his bed sheets after spraying blum all over them from shakin' the bacon too many times the night before.
See
6.
The act of vomitting in the yard at a house party. Originating from a demi-god named Mikey who vomitted on a man named blum's yard after taking a tremendous beating in a game of beerpong
Man I blummed everywhere I hope some dumb sorority girl slips in it while wearing her Uggs. That would be sweet
7.
bloody cum, usually associated when one recieves a rainbow
There was blum all over the bed after the hardcore sex.
