What is Blumkin Cornea Transplant Con Feces?


1.

while taking a dump and getting fellatio, you ejaculate in your partners eyes then dunk their head into the toilet to get a closer inspection of your defecant and replace their cornea with fecal matter.

plain old blumkins bored her so i jacked off in her eyes and plunged her face in the crapper to give her a blumkin cornea transplant con feces.

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