Blumphie

What is Blumphie?

A obese Female.

1. "Damn look at them Blumphie ass hoes at the bar".

Fat Bitches need love too.

2. My folks hooked me up with this chick I never seen before,

we met up and I was like "damn look at this Blumphie Broad

what am I going to do with her"?

3. Who was that Blumphie girl who had your car leaning to one side?

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Lirgas

1. L.I.R.G.A.S or 'Like I Really Give a Shit' A description of a recent scenario., such as when people mock or talk about a poin..

One-eyed Bandit

1. A penis. Up to no good, of course. We were just watching a movie and he pulled out the one-eyed bandit on me. wtf? See dick, cock, fuc..

Alphabean

1. Dude has a hat made of pure butter. He and Miotchoften go to see SideburnZwhen he is out of the closet with his grandpa sock. Alphabean ..

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