What is Blumphie?
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A obese Female.
1. "Damn look at them Blumphie ass hoes at the bar".
Fat Bitches need love too.
2. My folks hooked me up with this chick I never seen before,
we met up and I was like "damn look at this Blumphie Broad
what am I going to do with her"?
3. Who was that Blumphie girl who had your car leaning to one side?
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A piece of fecal matter that, when entering the latrine, sinks down and then floats back up, as like a zombie rising from the dead.
Aww..
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When a girl gets sucked into a vortex of pseudo-love, only to be disappointed by the mans rapid ejaculation and desire to make breakfast..
