What is Blumpie?
1.
receiving oral sex while defacating on the toilet
that broad i brought home from the club gave me a blumpie last night.
2.
To get a blowjob whilst taking a dump
Man, I got the best blumpie last night.
3.
to get a blowjob while taking a shit
that girl was a freak, she even game me a blumpie this morning
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4.
Combining two enjoyable past times. Taking a crap in the shitter while your loved one (read skanky hobag here) sucks down some baby batter.
Whew! I never thought a blumpie could be so satisfying for you honey. Next time I'll eat corn!
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To be so keen for something the use of 6 whole syllables can permitted.
"You wanna go get pissed? I hear the brewery are having an..
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The Zing ninja owns ALL.
You've been owned by the zing
I've been owned by the zing
You've been owned by teh zingggggg ..
