Blumpie

What is Blumpie?

receiving oral sex while defacating on the toilet

that broad i brought home from the club gave me a blumpie last night.

To get a blowjob whilst taking a dump

Man, I got the best blumpie last night.

to get a blowjob while taking a shit

that girl was a freak, she even game me a blumpie this morning

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Combining two enjoyable past times. Taking a crap in the shitter while your loved one (read skanky hobag here) sucks down some baby batter.

Whew! I never thought a blumpie could be so satisfying for you honey. Next time I'll eat corn!

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