Blumpito

What is Blumpito?

Receiving a blow job while you take a dump and eat a burrito.

I really like Doris...she loves Blumpitos!

See dump, blow job, burrito, booty

Jegs

1. cool! it's jegs! 2. A slang for being high. Or An alternative name for marijuana. Hey man are you really Jegs? Yah I'm J..

Landwehr

1. T.I.L.F.- "teacher i would like to fuck" oooo the biology. "Damn, Heidi Landwehr is lookin GOOD today!" "Yea..

Top Quality

1. A sarcastic expression usually used in a derogatory fashion commenting on the quality of an item, person or action. Thats a top quality..

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