Blumpito

What is Blumpito?

Receiving a blow job while you take a dump and eat a burrito.

I really like Doris...she loves Blumpitos!

See dump, blow job, burrito, booty

Hj's

1. A shortened version of the fast food establishment "Hungry Jacks" "Hey you wanna grab some Jungrys?" "Yeah HJ..

Molliwomp

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Roasted Bagle

1. The act of sucking one's penis while slitting your wrists, and swimming in a bath of cum. Dude, i had the best ever roasted bagle ..

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