What is Blumpkin Bib?
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The paper toilet seat cover (ass gasket) used to protect the frontal area of one giving a Blumpkin. This protection is useful to ward off Blumpkin Backsplash Facials or Blumpkin Backfires. The ass gasket is slipped over the head and positioned as one would wear a bib with the center (head shaped) section hanging down for more frontal coverage.
Becasue we had to get back to the party, she used a Blumpkin bib to hide the evidence of the Blumpkin Facial.
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when you like to lick, eat and fondle the grundle.
She licked grundlelovin grundle even though there was gum on it.
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excessivly large labia resembling a taco.
damn dita von tease has some serious taco pussy...
