Blumpkin Bib

What is Blumpkin Bib?


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The paper toilet seat cover (ass gasket) used to protect the frontal area of one giving a Blumpkin. This protection is useful to ward off Blumpkin Backsplash Facials or Blumpkin Backfires. The ass gasket is slipped over the head and positioned as one would wear a bib with the center (head shaped) section hanging down for more frontal coverage.

Becasue we had to get back to the party, she used a Blumpkin bib to hide the evidence of the Blumpkin Facial.

See blumpkin, facial, backfire, backsplash, bib, gasket


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