Blumpkin Dumpkin

What is Blumpkin Dumpkin?

When the giver of a blumpkin dumps a turd at the same time the receiver empties his bowels and ejaculates

Myself and my partner both enjoy each others shit smell and that is why I invented the blumpkin dumpkin

See blumpkin, reverse brother blumpkin, cunnilumpkin, blumpy, brother blumpkin

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