What is Blumpky?
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The act of having your hose-gargled whilst you drop the kids off at the pool.
An erotic delight for both parties, it is a way to become deeply aware of all of your lover.
My wife won't give me a Blumpky, our son, however, thinks it's fun.
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2.
the act of recieving oral sex from your partner while you are simultaneously taking a dump in the toilet
Your girlfriend must really dig you to give you a blumpky.
3.
When you gettin dome when you taken a doo doo.
man yo moms gives good blumpkys
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Wiping your anus when it does not immediately follow defecation. Such times may occur when you have a sweaty bum cleavage, you're ..
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When whites take over a neighborhood, making everybody else move out.
Woman: My rent just went up!
Woman 1: My rent went up too, since..
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verb : to smear one another in fecal matter
Todd and David decided to bump nuggets all night long.
See poo, anus, bum, defecate, smear..
