What is Blumpky?
1.
The act of having your hose-gargled whilst you drop the kids off at the pool.
An erotic delight for both parties, it is a way to become deeply aware of all of your lover.
My wife won't give me a Blumpky, our son, however, thinks it's fun.
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2.
the act of recieving oral sex from your partner while you are simultaneously taking a dump in the toilet
Your girlfriend must really dig you to give you a blumpky.
3.
When you gettin dome when you taken a doo doo.
man yo moms gives good blumpkys
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