What is Blumpky?
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The act of having your hose-gargled whilst you drop the kids off at the pool.
An erotic delight for both parties, it is a way to become deeply aware of all of your lover.
My wife won't give me a Blumpky, our son, however, thinks it's fun.
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the act of recieving oral sex from your partner while you are simultaneously taking a dump in the toilet
Your girlfriend must really dig you to give you a blumpky.
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When you gettin dome when you taken a doo doo.
man yo moms gives good blumpkys
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Wtfspelt out how its pronounced. Also, if you want to be proper gangster you could write 'double yew tee ef m8', which adds a..
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It all started back in the day... I was really bored, so I decided to trip the goog.
Tripping the goog is anything you want it to be.
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