What is Blumpky?
1.
The act of having your hose-gargled whilst you drop the kids off at the pool.
An erotic delight for both parties, it is a way to become deeply aware of all of your lover.
My wife won't give me a Blumpky, our son, however, thinks it's fun.
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2.
the act of recieving oral sex from your partner while you are simultaneously taking a dump in the toilet
Your girlfriend must really dig you to give you a blumpky.
3.
When you gettin dome when you taken a doo doo.
man yo moms gives good blumpkys
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a name given by girls that means a guy without a cock, due to his lack of understanding of the female ways.
Amy: geezzzz dillion has no..
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A phrase meaning, "No, there is not a polar bear in my freezer."
Emily: Hey Kari, What class do you have next?
Kari: TRIGGER..
