Blumpky

What is Blumpky?


1.

The act of having your hose-gargled whilst you drop the kids off at the pool.

An erotic delight for both parties, it is a way to become deeply aware of all of your lover.

My wife won't give me a Blumpky, our son, however, thinks it's fun.

See love, sex, blow, job, toilet

2.

the act of recieving oral sex from your partner while you are simultaneously taking a dump in the toilet

Your girlfriend must really dig you to give you a blumpky.

3.

When you gettin dome when you taken a doo doo.

man yo moms gives good blumpkys


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