What is Blumpky?
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The act of having your hose-gargled whilst you drop the kids off at the pool.
An erotic delight for both parties, it is a way to become deeply aware of all of your lover.
My wife won't give me a Blumpky, our son, however, thinks it's fun.
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the act of recieving oral sex from your partner while you are simultaneously taking a dump in the toilet
Your girlfriend must really dig you to give you a blumpky.
3.
When you gettin dome when you taken a doo doo.
man yo moms gives good blumpkys
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Awesome or wonderful. It is a mixture of fantastic, fabulous, and the sound shma.
Bill: "Hey, I just found a 20 on the ground, th..
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some one who is a big douche bag*
* a vaginal insert inwhich smells like fish.
dood you smell like a queer muncher
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