What is Blumpky?
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The act of having your hose-gargled whilst you drop the kids off at the pool.
An erotic delight for both parties, it is a way to become deeply aware of all of your lover.
My wife won't give me a Blumpky, our son, however, thinks it's fun.
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the act of recieving oral sex from your partner while you are simultaneously taking a dump in the toilet
Your girlfriend must really dig you to give you a blumpky.
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When you gettin dome when you taken a doo doo.
man yo moms gives good blumpkys
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The state of ejaculating a mixture of blood and semen during masturbation, caused by aggressively beating the penis against a hard objec..
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terrific, super cool, awesome
What a zanderifik day!..
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When a home is filled with a bunch of kids who have injuries/sicknesses all at the same time.
Everyone's happy and cheery.
Just l..
