What is Blunchkins?
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Similar to blumpkins when, after eating eggs benedict, you get head while letting that shit loose.
Yo I took my girl to "Friend of a Farmer" for brunch. Little did she know she'd be giving me blunchkins afterwards...the little whore.
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the act of balancing awkwardly on one leg while throwing your arms around in wild fashion simultaneously skidding across a slippery surf..