What is Blurpskin?
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When your sitting on the crapper, getting a blow job, and taking a crap at the same time.
Guy 1:Dude! I so got a blurpskin last night!
Guy 2:Uh....yeah, that would be great if you would've just told me you got head dude. I didn't need to know the other half...
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When someone climbs the corporate ladderthrough sexual means.
"She is too dumb for that job, obviously she's climbing the zip..