Blurpskin

What is Blurpskin?

When your sitting on the crapper, getting a blow job, and taking a crap at the same time.

Guy 1:Dude! I so got a blurpskin last night!

Guy 2:Uh....yeah, that would be great if you would've just told me you got head dude. I didn't need to know the other half...

See blow job, crapper, sex, oral, bj

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Zanoosh

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