Blutwurst Surprise

What is Blutwurst Surprise?


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Where a guy pulls out of a woman after sex, only to be surprised to find his cock covered in menstrual blood because she didn't tell him she was on her period.

Guy 1: So did you score with Suzie last night?

Guy 2: I gave her a proper smashing, but the dirty bitch didn't tell she was on her rags - gave me with a blutwurst surprise

Guy 1: Jesus man... that's just nasty

See sex, bleeding, period, filth, dolmio grin, rags, menstrual, cum, aunt flo, crimson tide


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