Board Chow

What is Board Chow?


1.

A)

The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)

Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)

Bill: want to go to the club?

Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)

Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?

Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/

Bill: Whats' that?

Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?

Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

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