What is Board Chow?
1.
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Random Words:
1.
One who has perfected the art of chugging nubs.
A cock sucker.
I had such a great nub chugging last night I had my bone on for 6 hours..
1.
A dick that is wider than long. Like Farve from Super Troopers.
Ew. That guy has a fucking chode.
2.
a chode (penis which is wider ..
