What is Bobby Charlton?
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The singular hair you often find resting across the purple end of your penis, usually noticed when pissing. Reminiscent of the comb-over once sported by Bobby Charlton
Thank god I went for a wash before she went down on me, I had a proper Bobby Charlton.
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Damn, I really need to trim my bush. Every morning my cock resembles that balding 70 year old dude Bobby Charlton
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