Body Beautiful

What is Body Beautiful?


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Body Beautiful is a club for fat people who subscribe to the notion that it is society’s fault that they are unattractive. Rather than set foot inside a gym, they choose to appear on MTV’s “Real Life: I’m happy to be fat” and create a campus club in a convoluted scheme to win a date.

“Hey, you doing anything for dinner?”

“Let’s go crash the Body Beautiful Club meeting- you know they’ll have free food”

See unattractive, goth, chubby chaser


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