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Like deathbed. Only it's a couch.
I picked up this couch from the thrift shop. I wonder if it was the person before me's deat..
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Being "fazodoodled" is a state of consciousness typically experienced on a very large night out on the town. Many factors cont..
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To be photographed whilst sleeping, sporting a set of somebody elses testicles upon your brow!
'Aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrarrrrrrrgh, I&apos..