What is Bodyhumper?
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A stranger who tries to "accidentally" bump into you as you go about your daily activities
Someone who is uninvitedly so close to you, he might as well be attached to your ass
A guy/girl who will walk through an isle of a grocery store you know they don't need to be in to "accidentally" fall into you is definately a bodyhumper--so watchout!
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To eat ones self in one fell swoop by opening ones mouth and swalling your entire body.
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Having unprotected sex when situated less than 5 minutes away from a pharmacy.
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