What is Vp?


Slang term for "Vice President". In a multi-unit retail company this term is used to define a high salaried company official who constantly dons a black business suit and randomly appears at non-specific locations to crack the nuts of the unfortunate store manager who is assigned to that district. This person is well versed with the proper four-letter words and appropriate venacular to ensure that the manager will never forget his visit and subsequently make certain that every square milli meter of his stores are cleaner than a 12 year old's twat.

Store manager: Guys, I need laborers tomorrow for 8 hours to clean up two of my stores!!

Ops Manager: But uh, this is like your 6th labor request for tomorrow, I don't even think your stores will be open long enough!

Store manager: I can't help it! the stores have to be perfect!! I mean VP's are traveling!!!

See you're fired, executive, ball buster


VP, the abbreviation for Vain Perfection, is one of the hardest groups to get into on MySpace. It's standards alone rival the most prestigious of groups.

Jimmy: wtf, VP keeps rejecting me.

Glenn: tough, ain't it?

Jimmy: but i got into PD, why not VP?

Glenn: Cause VP has higher standards...

See vp


Short for vagina punch; a punch to the vagina.

Craig proceeded to bring his fist to her and VP her. She cried.

See vagina, punch, sex, love, pervert


Video Phone- Like in manner to a phone, but uses cameras to send a motion picture to the other person. Made particularly for deaf people.

Deaf people use VP relay interpreters to talk to "hearies" or hearing people. It's the same idea, but the interpreter speaks to the hearing person and signs back and forth to the deaf person.

1.) Brenna: Hey Abigail! How's IL?

Abigail: It's great how is MD?

Brenna: Same Old Same Old. We should VP some time.

Abigail: I can't. Our VP is in my mom's room and she's asleep right now.

Brenna: Oh well maybe tomorrow

Abigail- Sounds great! See you tomorrow!

2.) Friend1- Hey are you good looking?

VP Relay- I can't answer that question

Friend1- Hey is the interpreter hot?

Friend 2- I'm not telling you.

See phone, deaf, video, video camera, relay


short for vice principal

Vp: your suspended

BENZ: what the hell did I do

Vp: nothing I just dont like you

BENZ: you know what FUCK YOU

See vp, vice principal, bitch, faggot, dumbass


Vagina Pants are friggin awesome

Those tight spandex pants, also the lululemon pants, you can see girls vagina's through them.

Check out the VP on that babe.

See vagina, pants, spandex, cameltoe, lululemon


Short for "Vegas Puppy."

An artist, musician, magician, or other alternative-culture type who lives in Sin City.

Wow! That guy rocks on the guitar! You said he's from Vegas? He's totally a VP!

See s&m


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