Boerne

What is Boerne?

1.

A tiny town in Texas near San Antonio that is of note for literally having no middle class. Everyone either works at the Wendy's or has a 4 million dollar home and is CEO of their own business.

Also of note for having one of the highest antique store to citizen ratios of any town in Northern America.

Person 1: "I'm thinking of buying a home in Boerne."

Person 2: "Do you own anything jewel-encrusted?"

Person 1: "No."

Person 2: "Then Boerne isn't for you. Wendy's isn't hiring."

See bourne, texas
53

Random Words:

Ehe
1. A type of laughter expressed over the internet, especially in mid-to-late-90's chat programs such as TalkExcite! and Virtual Places..
Read more
Zetta Slow
1. Particularly slow. Often used in an insulting manner. "So zetta slow!" Shô Minamimoto (The World Ends with You) See maths, j..
Read more
W.a.w.a.
1. Acronym meaning White Ass Whack Assholes. Refers to cocky ass jock, frat, white boys and their pasty, orange-tanned, dumb, blonde ass g..
Read more
Book Banner