Boerne

What is Boerne?


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A tiny town in Texas near San Antonio that is of note for literally having no middle class. Everyone either works at the Wendy's or has a 4 million dollar home and is CEO of their own business.

Also of note for having one of the highest antique store to citizen ratios of any town in Northern America.

Person 1: "I'm thinking of buying a home in Boerne."

Person 2: "Do you own anything jewel-encrusted?"

Person 1: "No."

Person 2: "Then Boerne isn't for you. Wendy's isn't hiring."

See bourne, texas


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