What is Boff?
1.
A term to describe quick sexual intercourse which includes the man not taking off his pants and alot of dry humping. This term is commonly used by english teachers like Mr. Fetterman
In the Mel Gibson version Hamlet boffed his mother
2.
a quickie
"think we can squeeze in a quick boff in between classes?"
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3.
A specific type of sexual intercourse having all of the following qualifications: 1) It is super high speed 2) At least one of the participants does not know the others name. 3) The male's trousers are not complely removed. Also, some definitions require the intercouse to take place at the Kimwood Apartments
I boffed some bitch at a lame party.
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4.
Short for "Boffin," meaning clever person.
What all the cool kids wish they could be.
LaShanda- Omg i was like so right he was like omg i so can't and i was like...
Whittley- Desist at once, you incompetent fool! We are now boffs, mate innit
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5.
To Boff is to close a deal in a sales environment with little or no hope that the deal will stick or an invoice raised pertaining to the order will ever be honoured.
It is an effective sales tactic only if you know you will be in a job no longer than 3 months.
Effective ways to "Boff" would be to uncover personal details by playing a game.
i.e "Can I guess your bank details?"
Or to do it by sleight of hand. i.e. "If you give me your address I can send you out some information" in the full knowledge that you will gain bonus from this poor schmuck whose getting some junk mail they may never make use of.
Excessive "Boffing" can lead to unemployment or excessive office bitching and should be avoided at all costs.
"I just boffed one in!"
"That deal was such a Boff"
"Does he know he's just been Boffed?"
"You are such a Boffer!"
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6.
To blow one's load all of the fucking road and/or back yard.
I just boffed all over Becky's house.
7.
What nerds say when they mock other nerds.
That guy is such a boff!
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