Boft

What is Boft?


1.

The act of sitting on a couch, lounge chair, bed etc. doing nothing productive with one's life. Bofting can also involve a gaming console, television, food, and total uselessness into play. It can also be done in groups, if your truly ambitious.

Duuuude, this weekend rocked, all I did was boft and watch the Jackass marathon.

See lazy, chillen, chilling, relax, tv, fat, useless, xbox, gaming

2.

The position of one's cock being slightly hard but not all the way there. A Soft Boner so to speak.

Often times you can associate this with a boring day dream during class.

Dude, I can't go up in front of class right now.

Why man, I dont understand.

I have been checking out Sarah all class, now I'm fighting a boft.

See boner, soft cock, limp dick, ed, homoerectus

3.

British slang word meaning to do an absolutely rank bad full-on fart that is liable to blow up your underpants like a balloon

Cor, crikey Ken who on earth boft?

See MIB


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