Boner Blinded

What is Boner Blinded?


1.

When a guy is so obsessed with a girl/guy he is completely oblivious to everything else when he/she is around.

Bob: Do we have practise today?

Bill: Ya coach told us last week wern't you listening?

Bob: Nah, I was totally boner blinded by that one cheerleader.

See boner, bone, blind, blinded, sex

2.

The act of blinding a female with your sicilian boner while she is in the region of your crotch nether-region ready to suck your dick.

Bob: Yo sally, why you wearing that eye patch?

Sally: Fabricio boner blinded me last night

Bob: ...but you still sucked his dick right?

Fabricio: haha... you suck dick well for a blind girl... better than Helen Keller

See boner, blinded, oral, blowjob, eyepatch


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