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Fuck me like you hate me. Also a Seether song.
Jack: Hey Jill why don't you F.M.L.Y.H.M.!
Jill: Sounds like fun!
And so happened..
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When working in a restaurant, to take a dirty, wrinkled shirt and hold it under the milk steamer of an espresso machine to clean/press i..