Boner Cat

What is Boner Cat?


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The cat that always seems to show up, purring, whenever you have a boner, and proceeds to watch you have sex, receive a blow job, masturbate, etc. (Includes NARBs)

You: Oh look, there's the cat watching us again.

Your wife: You know we can't have sex without our beloved boner cat present.

See boner, narb, blow job, masturbate, sex


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