What is Boner Game?
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The object of the boner game is to see who can get a boner the fastest, usually played in boring classes to pass the time. To play the boner game you must:
1) wear sweat pants or silky shorts for obvious evidence
2) only use your mind (i.e. no pictures, sounds, etc.)
3) 2 or more players necessary
Winner is awarded upon announcement of full blown hard-on and proven by bulge in sweats or shorts
Mitch and I were playing the boner game in Spanish today and Mrs. Johnson totally caught us!
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2.
A game started in Lancaster High School, in lancaster ny.
First, in the last 5 minuts of class, see if you can get a full stiff, and see if you can loose it before the bell rings for your next class. If not, you will walk through the halls with a boner, and nobody wants that!
" Yo Dave, im bord as fuck"
" u wana play the boner game?"
" fuck yea yo"
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3.
a game played between a guy and a girl, which is pretty good foreplay. the girl tries to get the guy up by touching him anywhere but his 'funparts,' and the guy tries to keep it down as long as he can.
its more like a race against time or a demonstration of ur ladyfriend knowing what u like.
"dude, i was playing the boner game with emma and becky, and emma TOTALLY CHEATED" "no way broski what happened?" "i was totally winning, then emma just reaches down and grabs my cock! she tried to even deny it when i brought it up later!" "that BITCH!" " i know right" "seriously."
"hey kate, this movie sucks, wanna play the boner game?" "sure! your mom just told me some of ur secret fetishes so im guarenteed to win!"
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