What is Boner In A China Shop?


1.

a twist on the old idiom to describe yourself or someone with a large penis. It is hyperbole in most respects but also speaks for the extreme close quarters that one encounters in some china shops. It could also be used sarcastically if someone is known to have a penis of below the average size.

Jim- "Hey Jane i saw your boyfriends wang in the shower at the gym last week, im not surprised that he's been a little shy in the bedroom."

Jane- "Do you mean its small or something?"

Jim- "Lets just say he wouldnt have a problem having a boner in a china shop."

See boner, dick, cock, huge, hyperbole, sarcasm


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