What is Boner In A China Shop?
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a twist on the old idiom to describe yourself or someone with a large penis. It is hyperbole in most respects but also speaks for the extreme close quarters that one encounters in some china shops. It could also be used sarcastically if someone is known to have a penis of below the average size.
Jim- "Hey Jane i saw your boyfriends wang in the shower at the gym last week, im not surprised that he's been a little shy in the bedroom."
Jane- "Do you mean its small or something?"
Jim- "Lets just say he wouldnt have a problem having a boner in a china shop."
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a sexy and exceptionally knowledgeable member of Fabric Land staff.
The Fabricateers were wonderfully helpful today.
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When racist Japanese KKK members kidnap and rape a black man while wearing a Godzilla suit and making Godzilla noises.
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Spectacularly nauseating. Causing spectacular vomiting.
Maggot meatloaf is gagtacular.
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