Boner Lean

What is Boner Lean?


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The name of the awkward action when your erection presses up against the front of your trousers, forcing you to lean forward.

Jane: Hey, are you looking at my tits?

John: N-no, I just...er...

Jake: Aw no man, you got some serious boner lean right there.

*John Straightens up*

John: ...anyone have a tissue?

See boner, bone, lean, tits, dick, erection


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