Bonkem

What is Bonkem?

sad loser who spends most of his time sitting in the dark, crying over phatlewt he'll never see, and wanking to old episodes of the Golden Girls.

Dude, it's been a bad week.. I think I'm gonna go home and do a bonkem.

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Refuckulous

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Hypewank

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