Bonkem

What is Bonkem?

sad loser who spends most of his time sitting in the dark, crying over phatlewt he'll never see, and wanking to old episodes of the Golden Girls.

Dude, it's been a bad week.. I think I'm gonna go home and do a bonkem.

Unfurl The Tripod

1. to whip out your very large dick, generally for a girl. Britney wasn't really falling for my game until I decided to unfurl the tr..

Jaffacake

1. Someone who is a bit of prick What a fucking jaffacake 2. An act of anal romance. See also bum sex Jane joyously but nievely accepte..

Kitty In The Middle

1. The girl in a threesome involving two women and one man that's actually bi, into both genders. Hence 'kitty' (girl on gir..

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