Bonkem

What is Bonkem?

sad loser who spends most of his time sitting in the dark, crying over phatlewt he'll never see, and wanking to old episodes of the Golden Girls.

Dude, it's been a bad week.. I think I'm gonna go home and do a bonkem.

Velosia

1. A nicer, more socially acceptable way of referring to the female vagina. (language of origin English College of charleston) Hey (female..

Lappy Patty

1. see lap dance When a female (or male in some cases) dances on another persons lap, in erotic movements. see masterbation "Dude...

Peach Fuzz

1. When a guy first goes through puberty and decides he wants look more mature. To accomplish this he unsucessfully tries to grow facial ha..

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