Bonkem

What is Bonkem?

sad loser who spends most of his time sitting in the dark, crying over phatlewt he'll never see, and wanking to old episodes of the Golden Girls.

Dude, it's been a bad week.. I think I'm gonna go home and do a bonkem.

Vershwayze

1. When the office nimrod mis-understands an email tone and makes a complete tit of himself saying it in every conversation there after. Is..

Zutter

1. To shit, piss, cry and vomit upon oneself, and/or roommate's rug, simultaneously of course. Everyone: Holy shit Sam you gotta come..

Eyejacking

1. Spying, watching, seeing or walking-in on an event, interaction or situation that you have no business witnessing. Steve was eyejacking..

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