Bonsai Douche

What is Bonsai Douche?

A tree that is small, stupid and has no self worth.

You have a lot of trees in your yard. Most of them are pretty big but that one over there is nothing more then I Bonsai Douche!

See tree, douche, bag, yard, big

Useless Boner

1. A term for when a man gets an erection, but has no use for it at the time. Single man: "I woke up again with another useless boner..

Future Grocery Bagger

1. Have no destion of what to do as a job in the future. Sarcasm " what you wanna be when your older " "A future grocery b..

Ventrillobutt

1. One who possesses the uncanny (and deceptive) ability to emit farts that emerge in locations other than its actual source. "Someon..

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