Bonsai Douche

What is Bonsai Douche?

A tree that is small, stupid and has no self worth.

You have a lot of trees in your yard. Most of them are pretty big but that one over there is nothing more then I Bonsai Douche!

See tree, douche, bag, yard, big

Kayare

1. To be in a dating relationship without calling it dating or a relationship. Usually the female holds the upper hand in the non-relations..

Jumping Jahosafat

1. keeping your pimp hand strong "remember when your dealin with the ladies jumping jahosafat" See pimp, hand, ho, slap, beat..

Saltine Savior

1. Seeing an image of Jesus or other religious image in a chip, taco shell, etc. "Dude, some guy made 6,000 dollars selling a potato ..

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