Bonsai Douche

What is Bonsai Douche?

A tree that is small, stupid and has no self worth.

You have a lot of trees in your yard. Most of them are pretty big but that one over there is nothing more then I Bonsai Douche!

See tree, douche, bag, yard, big

Cougly

1. To have cooties and be ugly. E....That boy over there is cougly! See E-ville..

Bat Wing

1. To grab the extra skin on ones scrotal tissue and stretch them out to each side, with the penis in the middle. The veins in the testicle..

Zenking

1. The art of tapping the open mouth of a beer bottle held by an unsuspecting drinker with the bottom of your bottle, resulting in a gush o..

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