What is Boondoggle?
1.
a business trip, often to an exotic destination, in which you do more relaxing/fun stuff than work
During my boondoggle in Honolulu, the company put me up in a mighty nice resort hotel. I came home with a great tan.
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2.
1.- An unnecessary or wasteful project or activity.
2.- A hopeless Case
3.- Some sort of deformed toy made from parts of other different toys
"Holy shit of Jesus Martha, stop boondoggleing and so something productive"
"You're such a Boondoggle, all you like to do is drink urine while staring at the dead corpse of your grandma"
"Is that a Boondoggle you've got there, It's pretty badass, it must have costed a fortune"
3.
To have sex with a woman and intentionally leave her unsatisfied.
Can also be a "spurious boondoggle" when you have angry sex with her and then intentionally leave her unsatisfied.
"Dude, I finally hooked up with that tease and I gave her a boondoggle."
"Man, I banged my ex-girlfriend last night and I'm still so pissed at her I spuriously boondoggled her."
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4.
To recieve oral and manual sex simultaneously, when a woman uses her hand(s) whilst blowing a man.
"I just got boondoggled behind that post office"
"damn, Jordan boondoggled the shit out of me last night"
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5.
One woman sits in an office chair simultaniously giving oral sex to one guy while another hits it from behind, randomly spinning the chair to switch holes. High fives are mamdatory.
jimmy and i boondoggled the shit out of sarah last night.
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6.
The colorful plastic lace one uses to make lanyards, key fobs, handcrafted wallets and purses, etc.
Is that counselor in some kind of a knotwork contest? Look at all those complicated knots in that boondoggle whistle lanyard he's wearing!
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7.
Sneaking up on a woman from behind and groping her
Sally was at the watercooler when I rolled up on her and laid down the boondoggle. Damn that bitch had some spring in those titties.
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