Boost Douche

What is Boost Douche?


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A person who randomly chirps other people on their Boost Mobile phones at 1AM to bullshit. These people are normally broke 9 out of 10 times, have no minutes on their accounts have the time, and have 2 friends, hence they have to milk their account for $1 a day.

So i was fucking my girl, and then my phone goes off, when I look, i didn't recognize the number.

It was a Boost Douche.

See boost, mobile, loser, chirps, early, morning


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