Booty Credit

What is Booty Credit?


1.

A guilt-free excuse to sleep around on your significant other. One credit is gained when you catch them sleeping around on you - and can be spent at any time.

Bob: I can't believe you aren't going to dump Ann for sleeping around on you.

Jim: Its okay man, I got a booty credit now. I'm going to fuck her sister.

See booty, credit, unfaithful, cheating, sex

2.

Credit amassed by recently putting out for one's husband or boyfriend, resulting in a much needed night off from sex, monetary goods, or both.

Karen: "So was Bill all over you last night after you got home from the party?"

Barb: "Naw, girl, I had Booty Credit from the night before, so I just kicked off my new Manolos and went straight to bed."

See sex, putting out, bootie, husband, wife


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