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A pair of pants a person wears that are so tight it appears as though they borrowed them from their little sister.
Hand-me-ups are usua..
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A guy who's so stuck up his wife's cooch that he can't wipe his own ass without permission
"The bar? Hold on, dude...
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Teh l33t h4x0r's crunk juice...instead of mixing an energy drink with an alcoholic beverage, one mixes an energy drink with preferr..