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Midland slang: Grotesquely fat woman, due to her clothing resembling the tarpaulin enclosing a curtainside lorry.
Shes a bit of a curta..
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The quality of a graffiti "artists" work.
Taken from combining "penmanship" and the "cans" of spray paint..
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Your uncle's young wife, or mother's younger friend who is always trying to fuck you. Not to be confused with antifungal foot..