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1. Spends Friday and Saturday nights hanging out in IRC channels. In 9/10 cases has never had sex and in most cases has never made phys..
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Before having sex with a virgin, stick an egg in her vag. As you're fucking her, you scramble up that egg and beat it up real good...
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The abiding influence of the Vikings, who arrived in Shetland just over 1000 years ago, is celebrated on the last Tuesday of January eve..
