What is Boregasm?
1.
(bor- gasm) n. Similar to an orgasm but not quite as fun, a boregasm is a spasm of muscles in the body that occurs at a moment that is incredibly boring. --boregasmic or boregastic- adj.
"Wow dude, listening to your story gave me a huge boregasm."
"That tv show was totally boregasmic in every way."
"I had the most boregastic time at that party"
2.
When you get so bored you just start masturbating out of sheer despair.
I was bored last night I started masturbating for something to do, though boregasms are not as satisfying as sex...
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3.
noun, verb: the result of or act of reaching the apex or climax of boredom; Filling one's capacity for boredom to the extreme boundary
Dude, this class is so boring that I just boregasmed
Oh yeah? Well I had three classes today...triple boregasm.
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4.
noun, verb: the result of or act of reaching the apex or climax of boredom; Filling one's capacity for boredom to the extreme boundary
Dude, this class is so boring that I just boregasmed
Oh yeah? Well I had three classes today...triple boregasm.
5.
1. an intense culmination of profound or protracted tedium.
2. an orgasm induced by and occurring simultaneously with a yawn; a known side effect of some hormone-altering medications.
1. Besides those fresh safety videos, the flight home was a real boregasm.
2. <yawn> Oh goodness, I believe I just boregasmed--must be the meds.
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6.
when you are really bored and suddenly a gorgeous woman bends over in front of you.
Dude, my math teacher is so boring. If it wasn't for Janie giving me that boregasm i might still be asleep.
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7.
Opposite of an orgasm. You discover too late that a sex act is mindless/boring/bad but you've got no better place to be. Also known as a fake orgasm. Occurs frequently with sympathy fucks.
I hooked up with this irish hottie on st pats but when we got back to his place not only was he a horrible kisser but he had no dick. I had a boregasm and got the fuck outta there.
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