What is Platapus?
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Some one that is just plain stupid.
That guy is such a platapus for thinking the world is flat.
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Nick Faust the platapus AkA "PP" for short goofy looking mother fucker cant match ever dresses like a Bum. rocks a fucked up mullet. over all a deuche ass cabbage bus riding mother fucker
Nick Faust "wigger" "loser"
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The erect phallus of a man endowed with at least a foot of mighty throbbing cock, such as Peter Jones from Dragons Den
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Slang name for the spray lubricating product WD-40
Spray some W-Douche 40 on that car door hinge, that will fix the squeak.
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A phenomenon that takes place after a diarrea episode in which your sphincter is quivering uncertain whether shit will explode out of yo..
