Borgasm Edit Meaning

1.

v, 1. To assimilate some very enjoyable sensory data.

n, 2. The experience of borgasming.

A combination of the word orgasm, and the Star Trek species "The Borg".

Iain: Hey Eric, did you see tonights episode of Enterprise? It was stuponfucious. T'pol is so hot, you'd better believe I'd play HER flugelhorn.

Eric: NANOnano... beep beep... keyboard... dual monitors... beep

2.

The groaning like noise that is emitted from a person while being bored. Usually done while waiting in line, it is very close in sound to an orgasm.

1. Gahhhhhh. could this line move any slower? <br>

2. Alex borgasmed like 10 times while we waited in line.

See orgasm, bored, lines, moan, sex

3.

a mediocre orgasm; one that is boring. Usually occurs when a woman's vagina is extremely wide or fugly. Also, when masturbating, the man is not very horny and is just trying to pass time.

"dude your girlfriend's so fucking fat and ugly, i just had a borgasm last night. it wasnt that great. find a hotter girlfriend so i can have a better time fucking her."

See orgasm, masturbating, boring, sex, funny

4.

The act of being so bored, you just HAVE to do something

oh my gawd, my dad made me go to church and i nearly had a borgasm

See bored, orgasm, holy, shit, dude

5.

the point when the Borg start to assimilate you.

Capt'n Picard had a borgasm

See picard, star trek, borg

6.

Right before coming, shove the borat DVD in a bodily opening and start quoting borat in a bad accent.

Last night i borgasmed that bitch! Very Nice!

See orgasm, sexy time, king of the castle, sex

7.

The act of getting rilly confused, vomitting, or mispronouncing of a word. Usually induced my extreme intakes of alcohol.

Friend1: Man, playing football is rilly confusing

Friend2: You must be having a borgasm or something, dude

See pissgasm