Borger, Texas

What is Borger, Texas?


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A small suburb of Amarillo Texas, this town is a great example of the "redneck" lifestyle. Including bored police, a rundown mainstreet, and a wal-mart, this is any outgoing human's nightmare.

High School Kid: Hey I'm going to college

Borgan: uhh, what be this cool ige you takin bout. Here in Borger, Texas we don't do dat kindu stoof

See borger, small town, boring, fun, stupid


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