What is Boris Yeltsin?
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Former Russian prime minister. He drank lots of vodka and had the most screwed up smile I've ever seen.
Boris Yeltsin is a drunk that had a fucked up smile.
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The act of receiving a blow job from a woman until right before climax, the male will grab an object off of the dresser and crack his oral servicer across the head with it. Preferrably, the object will leave a bruise on her head like the markings that Yeltsin had on his forehead. A plastic baseball bat works quite nicely.
Danielle got Boris Yeltsined last night. She didn't quite get the humor of it until I explained the process and that everyone who was anyone was doing it. Got some great photos.
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When a human of the female gender has a penis in her mouth, in her vagina, and in her asshole at the same time.
We were instant deathin..
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A famous Moe prank.
"Hold on i'll check...Imastupidmoronwithanuglyfaceandabigbuttandmybuttstinksaandiliketokissmyownbutt?&quo..
