What is Boris Yeltsin?
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Former Russian prime minister. He drank lots of vodka and had the most screwed up smile I've ever seen.
Boris Yeltsin is a drunk that had a fucked up smile.
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The act of receiving a blow job from a woman until right before climax, the male will grab an object off of the dresser and crack his oral servicer across the head with it. Preferrably, the object will leave a bruise on her head like the markings that Yeltsin had on his forehead. A plastic baseball bat works quite nicely.
Danielle got Boris Yeltsined last night. She didn't quite get the humor of it until I explained the process and that everyone who was anyone was doing it. Got some great photos.
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A seaworthy nutsack.
A nutsack of nautical proportions
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A loaded weapon with a round in its chamber, but with the safety on.
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