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When you get a girl so drunk that she passes out, then you take her into a jacuzzi and use her limp body to give you a blow job under wa..
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A woman so damned ugly you chew your arm off not to wake her in the morning after a drunken night of sex.
Philip always brings home the..
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Fear of purple elephants.
She will not go to Africa because she suffers from Heliotropeloxodontaafricanaphobia.
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