Bottle Jam

What is Bottle Jam?


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After having sex with your girl, you wake up in the middle of the night grab a water bottle and twist the bottle so the pressure can build up, aim it toward the vagina and unscrew the cap quicky.

Mike: So how was last night?

John: Ha it was great i fucked the bitch waited her to sleep peacefully then bottle jammed her TWICE!!!!!

See sleep, sex, tired, water bottle, hump


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