Bottled Water

What is Bottled Water?


1.

bottles of water with minerals, chemicals cuz tap water will melt white people......

NOTE: bottled water is only sold to white people

Martin: Gee, this bottle of water sure is tasty!

M-Dizzle: Shut the fuck up cracka

2.

Something a lot of people buy without realizing that it is free everywhere else.

Newsflash! WATER IS FREE! but you can waste your money on bottled water if you want to look really sharp

See water, h20, drink, free, cold

3.

The 3 dollar-per-quart version of the essence of life. This is justified by running tap water through a filter and slapping "liquid hydration formula" on the label of the bottles.

This isn't just bottled water. It's a *liquid hydration formula*!

See bottled, water, stupidity, expensive, liquid


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