Bottomitis

What is Bottomitis?

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a condition in which a person can't stop drinking alcohol. The only known cure for this condition is reaching the bottom of one's alcoholic beverage container.

Joe: Damn. I had a crappy day at work

Jim: Let's get drunk!

Joe: Sounds like a plan!

(2 hours later)

Joe: (Finishes entire bottle of Jack Daniels, and has to be transported to the ER to get his stomach pumped.)

Jim: Damn Joe! You got a fierce case of bottomitis!!!

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