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When you go to a gf's friends house and the friend is a guy and it pisses you off so you steal some puckers from his cabinet and go..
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Sorority mating call
This sorority bitch told me "I'm so drunk", and then i fucked her
See booty call, pick up line, sl..
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A Coworker who repeatedly filtches other peoples food from the office refridgerator
Dude, your pizza was totally taken by fridge ninjas..