What is Bovine University?
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Where cows go after "graduating" from the high-density feed lots. The process cows go through to get from the ranch to your stomach. Contains the killing floor. Don't let the name throw you. It's not really a floor, it's more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported. Don't feel bad though, if a cow ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you care about.
"When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University"
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When a mall Santa Gets a boner and tells the kid to keep it a secret.
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