What is Internet Dating Reality?
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While many beautiful women may post their profile and picture on an internet dating site...the only ones that you MR. AVERAGE JOE HETEROSEXUAL will hook up with are the 5's...and SINGLE MOTHERS.The 8,9,10 girl has her picture up for ego-grat
purposes.She's only available if you can somehow PROVE INCOME.
You know what I mean.
HONEST DRINKIN' BUDDY #1:"It's been awhile.I just had to clear the pipes.Hooked up with this cute single mom off MATCH.Not goin' back."
HONEST DRINKIN' BUDDY #2:"Yeah...I'm doin'okay now but awhile back I found myself in bed with this gnarly 5 off MYSPACE.I guess that's just INTERNET DATING REALITY."
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Random Words:
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My French alias, Hugh Jardon, b/c I have a Huge Hard-on right now!
Bob:"Hey Sally, have you met my french cousin Hugh Jardon?"..
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What you're about to, after you can't find your keys, and your laptop is in your car, and you don't have enough money to ..
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An internet phrase that was used wildly for about a month, and was almost never used again.
7. Use The W00FLES 0F D0om to slap your mom..
