Bower

What is Bower?


1.

Drinking a beer while taking a shower, usually as a reward to oneself.

When he heard the news that he got a 4.0 GPA last quarter, he rewarded himself with a nice, relaxing bower.

See beer shower

2.

When you are really hungover and you don't feel like standing up to take a shower. So you lay down like you're taking a bath with the drain stopped up and the shower beats down on you.

Dude did you take a shower? No, I felt like shit, I took a bower.

See shath, hungover, shower, bath, laziness

3.

Bower = Bath + shower. To take a soapy bath for cleaning, followed by a water-only shower for rinsing.

As long as you have something productive to do while the bath runs, the bower is actually faster than a regular shower -- if you want it to be.

The bath gets you clean very quickly, much faster than a shower, because you don't have to take all that time "soaping up". You also use less soap, and need to rinse less, so it is less drying for your skin.

BOWER POWER!

See bath, shower, soap, shampoo

4.

not to be mistaken for bowers

a Bower is a person who is awesome at everything and knows it. they are in many ways almost perfect. they are exceptional only at sport that are different or extreme sports. everyone wants to be a bower but not every one is the best thing u can do is hang around one. they have this ora around them that makes you happy and laugh when ever you are around them. they are AWESOME

hey lets go to the bower's is awesome there

hey ur good at that u must be a bower

only a bower would b able to do that

See awesome, bower, bowers, best

5.

Increasingly used in the Arab World, especially in Dubai, UAE, Bower is the word "Power" but spelled with a B since the Arabic Language does not have the sound for the alphabet "P".

The Mitsubishi is too Bowerful as compared to the Land Cruiser!

or,

The Nissan lost Bower when it got halfway up the dune!

See power, pajero, nissan

6.

A style of business managment defined by lack of leadership skills, and general malaise when it comes to making a decision for a group of coworkers. Someone who "bowers" was usually promoted to a level of leadership for reasons other than their leadership skills.

"Man, i thought that new guy we brought on was spot on, but he bowered that new laptop proposal."

7.

(noun)

"hooker-hookup"

Bower gots hoes like Ludacris.


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